I am receiving many such funny messages in email.
Darling,
How are you today hope all is well? mine is a little bit hot over here in Dakar Senegal.I am happy to promise That You Will help me God bless you just like i told you in my first mail that i am from Liberia, But due to lost of my parents and war Which made me to ran to near by country, That cost the dead of my father and my mother Which made me to stay here as a Refugee. my condition here is terrible Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here Do not Have Any Relatives soon.i Whom now i can go to all our Relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person i have now is Rev Abraham James. who is the shepherd of the (Christ the king Church) here in the camp, I've Been very nice to me since i meat here but i am not Living with him I'm leaving in the Rather female's hostel (in the camp) Because They Have here two hostels one for the male the other for female.
I Have Informed the bank about my Plans to claim This Money and the only thing They Told Me is to look for a foreign partner Who Will Stand On My Behalf due to my Refugee status and the Laws of This Country.
The Pastors Tel number is (+221-777 249 546 ) if you call and tell him you want to speak That with Miss helen Abdul I Will send for me in the hostel Because of my condition here i do not have Any right or privileged Some Things to be it money or whatever it is Because Against the Law of This country.I want to go back to my studies because i only my first year Attended Before the tragic incident That lead me to be In This Situation.
Please listen to this, i have my late father's Deposit Certificate and Death certificate (as next of kin) here with me Which i will send to you upon your request, Because When my father WAS alive I deposited Some amount of money in a leading bank Which I Used my name as the next of kin, the amount in question is $ 3.8m (Three Million Eight Hundred Thousand Dollars)
So what i need from you is, for you to see That the money is Transferred to a good account of your choice and to make arrangement Also on how i will come over and stay with you and continue my life and education.
My choosing you is a question I Knew You Must ask and i think it is a good question.i Have Two Reasons for choosing you, i choose you Because it is the Will of God.However you can call me reverend office phone With The line , I will like you to try to call me so as i Requested That We Can Hear Each Other voices, i have a lot to tell, i will be thinking about you so much.
Darling i will like you to send your full information your full name Such as home address and your phone number to know you better so that i Can send the bank contact to you to contact Them for the transfer
As i will be waiting to hear from you soonest,
Have a wonderful day.
Regard
ANOTHER MESSAGE:
Dearest,
(Compliment of the day)
I am more than happy in your reply to my mail. How are you ? I hope fine. My name is Miss Mounace Karume I am 23 years old, I hold a certificate in general Nursing.I am hoping to further my education in this career. I am not married and don't have children. I am chocolate in complexion and of average height, my picture will explain to you better.I am from Ivory Coast in West Africa but presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country which is still going on.
My late father Dr Edmond Karume was one of the most successful entrepreneur in my country and my mother was a senior accountant at the Eco Bank Of Ivory Coast ,before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in cold blood.It was only me that is alive now and I managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am seeking asylum now. I haven't finish up my education and i need a man who will make use of my fathers wealth and get me through in life.I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes. Your hobbies and what you are doing presently.
I will tell you more about myself in my next mail. Attach here is my picture for you, though I am not all that photogenic, i hope you wouldn't mind. I will like to see you own picture too.
I wait to hear from you soonest
Yours